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The Full Monte
ACT ONE
Scrap It's A Woman's World Red Camaro The Ship Sailed On Big Ass Rock Let's Just Dance Big Black Man You Rule My World Michael Jordan's Ball ACT TWO
Jeanette's Blues Breeze Off the River The Goods You Walk with Me You Rule My World (reprise) Let it Go YOU WALK WITH ME
Is it the wind over my shoulder
Is it the wind that I hear gently whispering
Are you alone there in the valley
No, not alone, for you walk
You walk with me
Is it the wind there over my shoulder
Is it your voice calling quietly
Over the hilltop, down in the valley
Never alone for
You walk with me
When evening falls, and the air gets colder
When shadows cover the road I am following
Let me alone, there in the darkness
No, not alone, not alone, and I’ll never be
Never alone, you are walking,
You’re walking with me
Is it the wind there over my shoulder
Is it your voice calling quietly
Over the hilltop, down in the valley
Never alone for
You walk with me
Over the hilltop, down in the valley
Never alone for
You walk with me
Never alone for you walk with me
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"Man"
Jerry
You're out of work
Your pride is missin'
They call you 'Jerk'
But you don't listen
You haven't got
a pot to piss in
But you're a ....
Man!
Your hands are rough
Your back is hairy
Your talk is tough
Your smell is scary
Here's what you're not ...
You're not a fairy
No, you're a beer drinkin', real live man!
And when the beef comes out
You do the carvin'
You hate Tom Cruise
but you love Lee Marvin
You're a man
and that's a bonus
'cause when you're swingin'
your cahonas
you'll show 'em what
testosterone is
'cause you're a boot wearin',
beer drinkin', chevy drivin' man
(spoken)
Don't do it to be the most talked about man in Buffalo ...
Don't do it for all the money you're gonna rake in ...
Don't even do it so your best friend can keep seeing his son,
whom he loves more than life!
Oh, no! Do it for your self, Davey Boy ...
Show yourself the stuff you're made of ...
Don't show me!
Davey
You get these plans
They always fail
You've been divorced
You've been to jail
You may be bold
You may be male
But you're a bum
Bum - ba - da BUM!
You've got your dreams
You've got your wishes
And I don't want
to sound malicious
But you're a nut
and I got dishes
I'm going home
See ya'
Jerry
(spoken)
You'll walk away now
But you'll be back
You know you're always there for me
Davie
(spoken)
Not this time, Fabio
"Jerry the stripper"
Jerry
(spoken ... acting out)
Surf's up ladies...
Here comes Lakowski,
The Big Kahuna
Ridin' your pipeline
I'm hangin' ten
Stand back ladies ....
it's quarterback Jerry
throwin' a long ball...
right into your end zone
TOUCHDOWN
Wanna go for two?
Bases loaded
It's Bad Boy Jerry
swingin' a big ...
a big ol' bat!
ba - ba - ba banging one right at ya, baby!
Boo Yah!!
(sung)
I'm gonna jump straight up
kick a hole in the moon
Don't know exactly where I'm going
but I know I'm gonna get there soon ...
I'll show you
I'll show them all
I'll show them all the real thing
What is a man?
Why does he bother?
'Cause he's a man,
'Cause he's a father
He wants his kid
He wants his life
He wants to (guitar like sounds) ba-da da-da na na na na
He wants to be
A man
A real man
Yes I am
I'm gonna be
I gotta be
A real man with a mission
like you see on television
I'm a real fine, genuine
MAN!
Ba da da da DA!
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Let It Go
Did I capture your imagination?
Did I break you down, make you smile?
It’s a serious little situation
Why don’t we loosen up and dance awhile?
You need a loose lipped lover with a heart of honey
You need a sex cadet when duty calls
Come on show me all your bare faced, big time
I want to see our shadows bouncing off the wall!
Let it go!
Let it go!
Loosen up, yea
Let it go!
Let it go!
Let it go!
It’s all right
Let it go!
Let it go!
Shake it up now
Let it go
You just tell me when you think you’re ready
Just let the music be the master
I got a whammie ball on the ground to tall brown guitar
You can’t play me like a strata caster
Because here I am and baby, there you are!
Well I’m a rocket boy with a touch like silver
and I’m crashing through your bedroom door
and I’m ready like .. I hope you’re ready
Come on I’ll show you mine if you show me yours
Come on!
Let it go
Let it go!
Loosen up, yea
Let it go!
Let it go!
Let it go!
It’s all right
Let it go!
Let it go!
Shake it up now
Let it go
You just tell me when you think you’re ready
Let it go
Let it go!
Loosen up, yea
Let it go!
Let it go!
Let it go!
It’s all right
Let it go!
Let it go!
Shake it up now
Let it go
Let it go!
Gentlemen ....
We only live once
Let it go
Let it go!
Loosen up, yea
Let it go!
Let it go!
Let it go!
It’s all right
Let it go!
Let it go!
Shake it up now
Let it go!
Let it go!
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Who’s got power?
Who’s got juice?
Who’s got the money?
It’s a woman’s world!
Who feels freedom
to let loose?
Tonight, honey, honey
It’s a woman's world!
Back at home
My labito is asleep
Nothin’ stirring up but batter
Now I know
All I needed was a heap
of dancing beefcake on a platter
A silver platter
Let’s get sweaty
And let’s get mean
Fire up the burner
It’s a woman’s world
I’ll be president
I’ll be queen
I’ll be Tina Turner
It’s a woman’s world
'Cause tonight
Yea, tonight
It’s a woman’s world
Work all day
I come home and he’s all pissed
It’s a wallow in the mudfest
Now I know
All I need to feed the system’s
just a raunchy little studfest
God bless their little g-strings!
All that music
all that beat
Here's feelin' money
It’s a woman’s world
All those men
With all that meat
Tonight honey, honey
It’s a woman’s world
I like the chunkey little butt
on the motorcycle cop
I want to go up there and bite it!
You’d chip a tooth, honey!
The G.I. Joe with the military jock,
I’d give 100 bucks to see what’s inside it!
Woo!
What’s inside it
Oww!
What’s inside it
Yea!
Why do they hide it?
All that music
all that meat
They give it easy
It’s a woman’s world!
All those men
Who make all that meat
Let’s get busy!
It’s a woman’s world!
Well it might be the man’s too ....
Yea, but tonight ...
It’s a woman’s world!
It’s a woman’s world!
It’s a woman’s world!
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Breeze Off The River
There's a breeze off the river
Through the crack in the window pane
There's my boy on the pillar
And I feel like I'm lost again
Everybody knows the secret
They all know what their life should be
And they move like a river
Everybody knows, except for me
And I never feel like somebody
Somebody calls a father
I can't explain
When I look at you kid
It's like a mirror
It spins my head
It wakes me
Like the breeze off the river
Every time I see your face
And it's strange, but familiar
Like a map of a better place
And sometimes I feel
Like I live in a shadow
A shadow's all I see
Then you jump straight up
And you grab the moon
And you make it shine on me
Where do you get it from?
Everybody knows the secret
Well I don't, and I never did
I don't know any secret
All I know, is I love you kid
All I know, is I love you kid
All I know...